I would like to address something that is causing me great anxiety and has become the bastard child of social media. The selfie, the glorious selfie. Some have mastered the art of taking a selfie and others, umm not so much.
You know what I’m talking about. That annoying picture people post of themselves to remind the world just how attractive they are. Shut the f*cking door. I can’t take it anymore.You are pretty great thanks but you don’t have to post your face 45 times a day. We don’t need to see your cool new necklace that you just bought , an addition to the 1 million others you already own. Allow us to take you on a tour of the worst celebrity selfies that have graced the internet. They’ll make you feel better about your selfie-taking skills in a heartbeat.
1. Miley Cyrus
Selfie with pets
Really Miley, we get it that you are trying to prove that you are a rebel but this is just a little too extreme, no? In bed with a dog ! Jeez, may lord be with you.
2. Ranveer Singh
Hospital selfie
That’s the spirit, these are just a few tubes right through you and you are so glad about it that you are taking pictures with them in you, wow! If I were you I would lay still and pray to keep me alive. Damn you!
3. Justin Bieber
Taking a bath selfie
Baby, baby, baby ohhh I am drowning in my filth but first let me take a selfie! Ewww no Justin please! Just go bathe RIGHT NOW.
4. Cameron Diaz
Weird expression selfie
Now what on earth is Cameron Diaz trying to pose as? Surprised? Happy? Scared ( I laugh and giggle when I am scared)? Sarcastic? Hey there missy, you need to work a lot on your expressions.
5. Lindsay Lohan
The trying too hard selfie
Lindsay Lohan just wants a little love. The phone cord and the cheap wig, we just don’t know. *Holds hands out for a hug*
6. Priyanka Chopra
The 3D selfie
It takes talent along with class. People learn photoshop, illustrator and what not. There are scientists working on clones and Priyanka here has done it! Way to go girl. It took Rajinikanth so many years to come up with this idea for Robot.
7. Sonakshi Sinha
Sleeping selfie
You really are good actors, you got me there almost had me fooled that you were sleeping and the picture just clicked with magic. *slow claps*.
8. Anushka Sharma
Just woke up selfie
Awww, so sweet of you to keep us updated of your daily routines of sleeping, waking up etc. What will be next will be a picture of you taking the biggest dump ever! Phew, thank god we aren’t that close to each other.
9. Jacqueline Fernandez
Selfie collage
This is the best way to showcase your talent, as you aren’t very good on the screen might as well be good in front of the camera. Even though you look cute here, I have to say don’t overdo it please.
10. Hrithik Roshan
Blurry selfie
Why would you let that blur come between the perfect you and perfect I. I am anyway seeing you face from a bad angle as though god knows what I am doing down there and the blur! ughhh.
11. Shahid Kapoor
Airplane selfie
Yayyyy! I have money to flaunt that I can travel by an airplane and I own nice and big headphones too.
& here’s a bonus for tolerating all this nonsense
Bonus Selfie: Ranveer Singh & Arjun Kapoor
10.Duckface selfie
It was enough with the girls trying the duckface trick, now boys! Oh god help, what is wrong with the people why can’t they smile like normal human beings. Why oh why? Bloody Roasters
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